WOW THIS EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL
DEAN A STRIPPER????
SAM AND ZEKE MAKE OUT IN THE BATHROOM???
KEVIN AND CHARLIE ARE BOTH KILLED BY ANGELS????
WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT ON ONE OF THESE
I KNEW CAS WOULD GET KNOCKED UP that damn angel blade wasnt enough
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
4. rub chapstick on a scantron and the machine wont be able to mark your answers as wrong
4 is the key to life in highschool, holy shit
I need 4 to be tattooed on my soul.
Witty ads that would get my attention and satisfy my intelligence.
"Grafic design? Come on, you’ll end up drawing advertisement for like, cars or something - and you don’t even like cars. You can’t make ad witty it’s just annoying."
Well now listen here you lil shit.
sometimes in the middle of the night i wake up and have an idea that i think is genius so i write it down and in the morning i have no idea what i was thinking, for example last night we had this gem:
i once woke up with a sticky note attached to my face that just said “flamingo junkyard”
Once found a piece of paper in my DS that said: “Philosophy: The best things in life are the best ones.”
in spanish “la papa” is potato and “el papa” is pope so i accidentally called the pope a potato and got yelled at