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im owen im 13, a virgo, and a punk ass white boy. i blog about orange is the new black and some other stuff but mostly i just post stupid shit that fits in my sense of humor and a lot of feminist stuff.follow my sister at lessbacon for photography, equality, and generally angry lesbian things. go to /music for all the bands and musicians i like

sleeping until 1 pm is punk rock

breelandwalker:

eldritchlunch:

grilledcheese4evr:

PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!

also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns

Archive of How It’s Made Episodes on Project Free TV

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kingcheddarxvii:

me when the homestuck game comes out: oh, hey, I remember buying this…. I was so excited…. just a lad back then…

my child: dad what are you looking at

me: that’s right I am a father now. I don’t have time for this. c’mon kiddo let’s go play catch that’s the only game I need. I’m 47

riordam:

winchestercaptains:

officialtribble:

How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost

i never want this post to die

I miss this

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal
tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks, bro. [via]

True friendship

inlove-fallen-angel:

torctarmin:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

saintnoah:

mcstump:

altair:

This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

image

ITS JULY

No it’s Halloween

This is amazing

1570649 plays

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown