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Owen. 13. ♍. My fandoms include homestuck, lotr, superwholock, fringe, once upon a time, sleepy hollow, attack on titan, etc. cairovercoat.tumblr for the background pixels.

i track #holmesduck
my otp is rosemary

communistbakery:

clubsnuggie:

communistbakery:

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

carpenters go to boarding school

wow wood you believe that?!

I saw what you did there

trees

thank you for ur contribution

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

mcstump:

I PAUSED what. AT THE PERFECT MOMENT AND GOT THIS FUCKING PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGE OF BO’S HIPS 
ENJOY MOTHERFUCKERS (ONCE YOU REGAIN THE BREATH I’M SURE YOU LOST)

overlypolitebisexual:

ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it’s kink shaming so i think you’ll find i’m free to go officer

autumnagain:

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

sopersassy:

L: kirasayswhat

Light: What?

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Anonymous :  how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

amykinz97:

List of things straight guys have ruined:
》lesbian porn
》my little pony
》society

fuckin-pasta:

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

slam DUNKED

  • me: looks at pet sleeping
  • pet:
  • me:
  • pet:
  • me:
  • pet:
  • me:
  • pet: breathes
  • me: oh thank god i thought you died