"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON
what haircuts tell you about sexuality:
- straight girls all have long hair
- lesbians always have short hair
- bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
- asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
- pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th
No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.
Did you even read it till the end?